This One Village Provides India With All It’s Doormen/Bouncers

Just outside Dehli in a small village in India, one man runs a community where everyone has only one thing on their mind….become a bouncer. He’s basically training a super army of Indian bouncers up in the hills.

While India goes about it’s business, these guys are running around blind folded karate kicking each other, climbing ropes in their fucking underwear, wrestling each other for hours, non stop combat and conditioning. I don’t know what you ate for breakfast but I know what these guys ate…same thing they ate for lunch….same thing they ate for dinner. 100 gallons of milk, 10 sticks of butter, 100 lbs of meat, and about 50 apples. While people in India are going to the market, doing their thing, these guys are up in the hills punching each other in the face and doing  wheelbarrow races in thong bikinis. One bouncer reflected on the Indian bouncer struggle: “Sometimes people get drunk and abuse us. They come from influential families and it becomes very difficult to control them. Then we must use force” 

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When a young boy in India comes to the conclusion his destiny is to be a bouncer, he goes straight to this village for monk like isolation. Reminds me of Batman Begins when Christian Bale is living in the frozen mountains being trained by the League Of Shadows and Liam Neeson.

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If  the films Slumdog Millionaire and Roadhouse had a baby, this clip would be it:

 

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