From the beginning of time, Men have always been regarded as the slobs, the pigs, the Ones who need to be told to take out the trash and iron our shirts. Much of that is true. That’s as good as it gets for the ladies in this piece. A new study and some surveys are about to turn conventional wisdom on it’s head. Brace yourself…..
After all that talk from Women about cleanliness, order, and hygiene…..they’re secretly more barbaric than us.
Let’s break the data down piece by piece:
“…Only 21 per cent of females take the time to shower or have a bath every day, with 33 per cent admitting to leaving it as long as three days from wash to wash?” ” Four out of five women admit they don’t shower every day, and a third say they can go for three days without washing their body.”
Think about that. I’ve never gone 3 days without a shower….EVER. Men are always honest with each other, so if a buddy had in fact gone 3 days, that’s something we would brag about to each other simply for the story. Never heard of any guys going that long in my circle. Some Women will pounce and say “Oh, what about when you’ve been trashed?” Nope! I’m so dedicated to showering that I’ve literally blacked out in the shower after a night out, once I passed out after turning the water on but didn’t make it in. If anything, that shows that my last act before losing control of my motor skills/ my state of consciousness was to get clean or die trying.
“Sixty three per cent admit to not removing makeup before going to sleep after a night out, with 35 per cent of those citing time as the reason.”
Look, some sympathy here….they do it to look good. I get that another part of that is to look good for dudes, so again, I’ll go easy here. It’s flattering that Women cake on all sorts of toxic/skin drying substances all over their face just for us. They could care less about the toxicity or the 20 bunnies that got blinded to test the shit out, they’re completely devoted to the glamor game. Here is where I have a problem….
“The fear of having to get up in the morning means they get straight into bed and don’t have time to waste washing off the night’s excess.”
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!! I’m sure no man has ever worried about waking up early or had a job to go to in the morning right? Let me tell you something, I don’t know a single guy walking this earth that would ever come home with his face painted like a clown and just dive into bed like it’s all good. Just own it, be honest, you’re lazy just like Men are and you want to go to bed. We sometimes fall asleep on the couch in our clothes after a night out with chicken gravy on our shirts, but we own it, we don’t say we were afraid of getting up early. And this next Ones speaks for itself….
“And a shocking one in three have gone as long as three days without washing or wiping their face or body at all”
“Similarly 89 per cent said they would like to improve their body hygiene but blame evening and morning tiredness for their lack of showers or baths. “
Not even a wipe with a napkin or wet wipe? This speaks for itself.
To all our fellow Men in Britain, don’t ever let them call you a slob and if they give you slack about falling asleep with One shoe on and a full beer in your hand, just tell them you were scared of being tired in the morning. You’re not fooling anyone with that tea at noon by Big Ben with your fancy sunhats on.