Whatever You Do Don’t Die In Hamilton County Ohio

Kenneth Douglas really really really loved going to work but that’s not the problem. The problem is that Kenneth Douglas loved booze and crack. Booze and Crack are a serious problem for Kenneth Douglas because after Kenneth Douglas drinks booze and smokes crack Kenneth Douglas likes to have sex with dead Women.

Key detail: Kenneth Douglas worked  as an Ohio morgue attendant for 16 years.

This guy had sex with 100 dead female bodies. 100. This wasn’t  an isolated incident ( Not that I’d be ok with that) of a drunk dude out of his mind and on drugs, we’re talking about a solid routine: Pack a lunch/ Charge the cell phone/Put gas in the car/ Smoke crack & get wasted/ Go to work/Bang dead girls. Not just ordinary dead girls either, we’re talking about people who suffered horrible endings, roof fall victims, murder victims, all sorts of awful stuff.  He totally blames it all on crack and booze, making the case that if he went to work sober, it wouldn’t happen, only on those “other nights”.  Great defense man. Solid.

“Douglas’ wife testified in a deposition that he reeked of sex when she picked him up from work. She said she called the coroner’s office and reported him, but the morgue supervisor told her to stop calling.”

The Wife is almost as crazy as he is. Your husband is coming home smelling like sex and booze when you pick him up from work and all you do is call up his job and bitch about it and stay married to the guy? What could she possibly have hoped to accomplish with these complaints to his supervisors? I’m curious how many of these phone calls have been placed by angry wives across America? Can you imagine the wife of a bartender calling up the owner: ” Yeah Steve, I just wanted to call and let YOU know that Bob came home smelling like pussy and beer!” The only response Mrs. Douglas got was “Whatever happens on county time and on county property is county business”. Let’s be clear here, everyone he worked with likely knew this was going on and was rightfully terrified and feared for their life.  In this kind of situation you call in an anonymous tip, then you buy a plane ticket and get your ass to Oregon and spend rest of your days working in a Whole Foods under a false identity wearing a fake nose. Every day when you wake up in morning you pray “today” isn’t “the day”.  You just hope he never finds you.  Apparently the county has been reprimanded and sued on Four different occasions for not securing bodies, so that can’t be comforting for residents either.

 

 

Original Link:

http://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/court-oks-trial-in-hamilton-county-corpse-abuse-lawsuit

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